Joke of the day

A goanna is going for a walk in the bush and looks up a tree and sees a koala smoking a joint. He says “hey you! What are you doing” Koala replies “I’m about to smoke this joint, come up and have some”. So the goanna climbs up and they sit on the branch and smoke the joint. After a while the goanna says his mouth is a bit “dry” and he’s going to go get a drink of water down by the billabong. He heads down and starts drinking at the waters edge. However he’s so stoned he falls right in. A crocodile happened to see this and goes over and helps him out of the water. Crocodile says “mate are you alright?” The goanna replies “mmmh I’m ripped as, I just had a smoke with that koala up that tree over there”. The crocodile then decides to go over to the tree to check this out. He looks up at the koala and says “hey you!”, the koala replies “faaarkin hell duuuude… how much water did you drink??!”